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Babysitting.... Dream Or Nightmare?
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I Believe you should know the dangers of baby-sitting before you try it. Everything is going well and there's only 10 minuets before there mum & dad gets home. There all watching Post-man pat and you plop out you're laptop and begin to write a blog about how good children are. and then you forget you're not at you're own home and then I think 'WTF am i doing, I got 2 days weekend off! Why the fuck am I at home!?' And then you remembre 'Oh yeah I'm babysitting... Where fuck are the kids anyways......SHIT' And then you run around the house lookig for the babies and then you got one who's beating up the mail-man cos he didn't bring his 'Action Man' he odered. You Got the baby girl experamenting with you're best make-up and then getting allergic so you have to call 999. You got the youngest baby boy taking his clothes off and tring to wash them in the toilet while saying 'I'm a big boy look Antie Cwat Cwat!'
And then you go into the youngest babie girls room thinking she's totlly inocent sleeping with the covers over her head. You take the covers off and she's shoving chocolate in her mouth and you think ' where the hell did she get that chocolate??' the you put you're hand in it to collect it all and you realise it's not chocolate after all. Everything was going so well and within 2 miniuets that all changes and at that very second the perants come home and say 'We thought we'd come home a little early too...' and then they see there house has been destroyed and there kids are playing with knives and you walk out of a room with a hand full of shit.
You can probablly guess what happens next.
I Believe you should know the dangers of baby-sitting before you try it. Everything is going well and there's only 10 minuets before there mum & dad gets home. There all watching Post-man pat and you plop out you're laptop and begin to write a blog about how good children are. and then you forget you're not at you're own home and then I think 'WTF am i doing, I got 2 days weekend off! Why the fuck am I at home!?' And then you remembre 'Oh yeah I'm babysitting... Where fuck are the kids anyways......SHIT' And then you run around the house lookig for the babies and then you got one who's beating up the mail-man cos he didn't bring his 'Action Man' he odered. You Got the baby girl experamenting with you're best make-up and then getting allergic so you have to call 999. You got the youngest baby boy taking his clothes off and tring to wash them in the toilet while saying 'I'm a big boy look Antie Cwat Cwat!'
And then you go into the youngest babie girls room thinking she's totlly inocent sleeping with the covers over her head. You take the covers off and she's shoving chocolate in her mouth and you think ' where the hell did she get that chocolate??' the you put you're hand in it to collect it all and you realise it's not chocolate after all. Everything was going so well and within 2 miniuets that all changes and at that very second the perants come home and say 'We thought we'd come home a little early too...' and then they see there house has been destroyed and there kids are playing with knives and you walk out of a room with a hand full of shit.
You can probablly guess what happens next.
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