Purple Man...What kind of superhero name is that?

[Steelnail]

Since "Purple Man" is my favorite character it is my firm belief that "Purple Man" really deserves a new, much cooler,name than that. I mean after all what kind of respect is he going to get when he busts thru a wall stopping an arch villian from doing his dastardly deed and orders, "Stop in the name of Purple Man"! Of course the obvious response from the villian will be,"Ha! You should stop describing your nuts when you enter the room Purple Man!" Totally unacceptable. Also when is he going to have his own adventure? I'm sure there are lots of crimes and evil do'ers for him to combat. He could save Kelly from the evil credit card queen "Overa Chargez" for example. Or the make-up artist from hell that forces all black girls to wear pink hair extensions and blue glitter lip-stick, "Avon Schmudge"? Just a thought...By the way... Iiam, love your show & Purple Man...You are TOTALLY hot! P.S. Who is that sun-glassed Purple Man? Gay? (I hope!) Taken? (I hope not!) Sincerly Purple Man's biggest fan, Steelnail

[Matticus]

shhhh Liam don't spoil the fun!

Anyway here's proof!

[Liam]

Steelnail,
Purple Man is taken...and he's straight. Hope that doesn't ruin it for you!